... Dio recounts an exchange involving Elagabalus as well as the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by owning Elagabalus inquiring his doctors to give him the equivalent of a woman's vagina via a surgical incision.